When they say my name, perhaps I won’t just be the one who let the serpent in. Perhaps I will be known as one of the many who gave heaven a second chance.

khaleesidracarys:

thranduil-the-elven-king:

narwhalgiggles:

irenemydarling:

geronimotastic-y:

ggluvspandas:

merlintookmylife:

aqueerjust:

driftingthroughtheskies:

3fandom5u:

big-brother-gadreel-needs-hugs:

new-age-art:

princess-arey:

blueboxesinmaryland:

Professor Cop Who Gets Away With Murder.I would like to thank the letters C & S.

They call me The Pedestrian

Little civilian casualty

Super customer service representative

Bad motherfucking white college bro

Human Meth Mouth

Super forgotten junkie

The amazing corpse on life support

The amazing meth mouth… XP

The amazing functional alcoholic

the great corpse on life support

They call me the whats his name

They call me the Invisible Pedestrian. They never see me coming

It is I, the corpse on life support

All hail Just Another Hardworkin Immigrant

khaleesidracarys:

thranduil-the-elven-king:

narwhalgiggles:

irenemydarling:

geronimotastic-y:

ggluvspandas:

merlintookmylife:

aqueerjust:

driftingthroughtheskies:

3fandom5u:

big-brother-gadreel-needs-hugs:

new-age-art:

princess-arey:

blueboxesinmaryland:

Professor Cop Who Gets Away With Murder.

I would like to thank the letters C & S.

They call me The Pedestrian

Little civilian casualty

Super customer service representative

Bad motherfucking white college bro

Human Meth Mouth

Super forgotten junkie

The amazing corpse on life support

The amazing meth mouth… XP

The amazing functional alcoholic

the great corpse on life support

They call me the whats his name

They call me the Invisible Pedestrian. They never see me coming

It is I, the corpse on life support

All hail Just Another Hardworkin Immigrant

fearmyname:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

that was beautiful

fearmyname:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

that was beautiful

(via harrypottertheboyonfire)

Things I Say While I'm Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/